02 9 / 2014

In most animes, a character setup like Free! would be a reverse harem. Instead the only girl is just a side character obsessing over muscles and will never have a relationship with any of the boys (so, basically, the audience).

02 9 / 2014

mathematicaltardistime:

mathematicaltardistime:

I FOUND A CALICO KITTEN OUTSIDE AND I NAMED HER CHARLOTTE AND SHE’S SNUGGLE-SLEEPING UNDER MY CHIN BUT NOW I NEED TO POOP AND DON’T WANT TO WAKE HER OH GROD THIS IS A HUGE PROBLEM

I’m just now remember that I am allergic to cats. This is why I don’t have a cat.

oh wow she’s licking me, how adorable! *sneezes*

02 9 / 2014

mathematicaltardistime:

I FOUND A CALICO KITTEN OUTSIDE AND I NAMED HER CHARLOTTE AND SHE’S SNUGGLE-SLEEPING UNDER MY CHIN BUT NOW I NEED TO POOP AND DON’T WANT TO WAKE HER OH GROD THIS IS A HUGE PROBLEM

I’m just now remember that I am allergic to cats. This is why I don’t have a cat.

02 9 / 2014

Anonymous said: please tell tumblr about the great cat drama??

pottergenes:

pottergenes:

omg i have many messages asking me to tell, i fear it may not be as exciting as you hoped. it involves no cows and no sex.

so early this week my cat phoebe went missing for a few days, eventually i found her in my neighbours yard, which isn’t that weird. what’s weird is that she had been freshly groomed and had a new collar on her. so i was like wtf and brought her back home, throwing the collar out. 

the next day phoebe went outside (she likes to spend her time inside our house and in our front yard) but didn’t come home once again. my sister and i went out to my car later that evening and saw her sitting in front room of the neighbours house, staring out at us through their curtains. and then the man inside the house saw us staring, grabbed her and tried to hide! so i ran to the front door, knocked until he answered and politely told him that was our cat inside his house.

so then the man tells me that no it is his cat, that she lives inside and he feeds her and at this point i was like ‘wtf is going on’ but tried to stay calm. i told him that no it was our cat, that her name was phoebe and that she lives next door. i then proceeded to argue with him for a good 20 minutes whilst he refused to give her back. i ended up showing him photos of her on my phone and telling him that she was micro-chipped and if he didn’t give her back there would be big trouble. eventually he handed her over and now i feel like we have to lock her inside all the time in case he takes her again. 

Update: they took her again. Mum couldn’t find her again tonight at dinner time so she went next door, they had her inside, feeding her, after I specifically told them not to give her food or take her inside. Mum then fought with them whilst they protested that they loved her. Anyway my mother is not a person to argue with and she ended up back home along with several boxes of food that they had bought her omg. 

When will the saga end. 

Wow, how are they making you out as the bad guys? You can’t just decide something is yours because you like it.
The cat does seem to have a sweet deal right now, though.

02 9 / 2014

I FOUND A CALICO KITTEN OUTSIDE AND I NAMED HER CHARLOTTE AND SHE’S SNUGGLE-SLEEPING UNDER MY CHIN BUT NOW I NEED TO POOP AND DON’T WANT TO WAKE HER OH GROD THIS IS A HUGE PROBLEM

02 9 / 2014

01 9 / 2014

"Man, kids these days. They think it’s a competition to have the most friends. One is enough. Find someone completely unique."

Yato (Noragami)

(Source: thebloodywhiteroses)

01 9 / 2014

biodeamon:

beating that one boss you’ve been stuck on for days/weeks/years

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01 9 / 2014

FAVORITE THING THAT HAPPENED ON THIS SHOW EVER

(Source: holmesillusion, via who-lligan)

01 9 / 2014

i-am-superwhomarvellocked:

THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE

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